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This would mean that Dark Confidant would need to outvalue Unholy Annex, however, which may be rather difficult to do

Hushbringer can often be asymmetrical due to your lack of ETB triggers, Kinjallis Sunwing can stop new creatures from blocking, and Remorseful Cleric is a potent source of graveyard hate

Prowler, Misguided Mentor I like that Prowler, Misguided Mentor can't snowball out of control because its counters have to go on other creatures

Wear Down Wear Down starts with a good effect, and giving an extra card to an opponent seems fair compared to destroying pesky artifacts or killing enchantments in pairs on the field