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durable • Unique “Heathered” appearance • DTG printed with vivid detail and long-lasting ink
🍻 Perfect for fans of edgy comedy
The chunky vintage lettering and detailed illustration make this shirt hit hard from across the room
pairing clean upper-class typography with distressed horror lettering that hints at where unchecked excess eventually leads
The One Commandment Color:Deep Heather durable • Unique “Heathered” appearanceDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Somewhere around 2020, humanity collectively decided the most important commandment was apparently: Thou shalt keep six feet or further apart at all times. Honestly? It probably wouldve prevented a shocking amount of trouble. Hard to punch a guy in a bar, steal his wallet, sleep with his spouse, or start a fistfight at Thanksgiving when everybodys socially distancing like frightened raccoons at Home Depot.