Gainzdolf the Swole ifrit This Is the Whey is

This Is the Whey is a wholesome sci-fi gym parody for lifters who take their macros as seriously as their reps

muscle-bound shark proudly declaring “friend

this shirt celebrates strength

The Fill-N-Go Funnel is your portable

Gainzdolf the Swole ifrit This Is the Whey isGainzdolf the Swole: Wizard of the RackForget spells! This wizard casts PRs. Summoned from deep within the iron realms, Gainzdolf the Swole is here to lead you through reps and ruin. Cloaked in nothing but muscle and magic, this bearded beast of a wizard wields a protein shaker like a staff of swole and bench presses ancient prophecy for breakfast. Glows in the dark (only the Standard Tee & Tank while supplies last) because real wizards never skip