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The only solution I won't be satisfied with is unfortunately the most likely outcome: we just get a bunch of generic art with no lore and no connection to any particular MTG plane

Though cards such as Full Heal or Pokmon Center Lady (shown above) will remove all status conditions, it may be that your opponent isnt using any Pokmon which cause these conditions, so these could be wasted spots in your deck, better filled by the aforementioned, very flexible Switch, or even Cross Switcher, which is pictured above

Since youre playing it in your Giant tribal (or at least a high concentration), its the only Adventure that made this list

Playing your own Stadium will remove theirs , forcing them to discard three Pokemon from their Bench