oldest mtg card The School: A Wizards' Tournament Primer This Day in Magic History:

About an hour into the turn, with no progress in sight, the opponent finally just conceded out of boredom, which is probably a good thing because otherwise, BBD might still be there comboing off today

Use the number of artifact creatures you control when Robobrain War Mind's second ability resolves, including Robobrain War Mind itself if it's still on the battlefield, to determine the number of energy counters you get

Shes dead now, thanks to Karn, who has quite the history dealing with moms despite his status as a being who never had one (unless you count Urza, I guess)

As anyone whos gotten into MTG can tell you, your collection of cards can quickly balloon out of control