Just as I will always refer to Trepanation Blade from Innistrad as Chainsaw (the card was designed by Richard Garfield as a top-down chainsaw), Urban Evolution will always be Science
It doesnt die to Stomp, it blocks reasonably, it doesnt even die to Lightning Strike if you can sneak a Curious Obsession on it, and whilst its not a card you really want against slower decks, at least you can hold it open alongside countermagic, and it flies over Zombie tokens, so it is far from the worst
Adults often find themselves drawn back into the hobby, reminiscing about their own experiences and discovering how the game has evolved
Once its equipped, it gives the creature +3/+3, vigilance, and then you can tap and sacrifice the creature to add three mana of one color