mtg evil dead bonus card Secret Lair x The Evil

This human advisor has you Investigate (create a clue) for each opponent who lost life on your turn, and can create a flying token each time a Clue is sacrificed (the dreaded 'once per turn' clause rears its ugly head, however)

After all these years, its still great

This is called goldfishing because Magic cards arent water resistant so a goldfish would get into real trouble for taking expensive dual lands into its bowl with it obviously

We will be trading resources fairly aggressively to put our opponent on a short clock, and the fixed Remand will put in a ton of effort toward not only keeping our opponents battlefield clean, but also protecting our threats